A Tribute to my Adorable Roommate

My adorable roommate says the most hilarious things. I don't think it is intentional, but nevertheless, we find great humor when discussing current events with her. I will provide you with a few examples:

1) For the first few months we roomed together, every Thursday evening as soon as the clock struck midnight (signifying the beginning of Friday) my adorable roommate and my cool roommate would blast the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black and dance around our apartment to celebrate. One night, my adorable roommate was singing along and she sang the lyrics "MJ: Rebecca Black!" We all stared at her in confusion, as the real lyrics are "RB: Rebecca Black" (as in, Rebecca Black's initials...) We asked her to repeat herself, which she did. We didn't mis-hear her, she actually thought that the song said "MJ: Rebecca Black" (MJ as in Michael Jackson)... 

2) Another quote from a fairly recent conversation: "And the way she gets into everything, it's like she's your boyfriend with every guy!" (this was about a girl who is apparently very flirtatious... and a man?)

3) "You two sexuality for me! hey!" This one is verbatim. I don't exactly know what she meant, I'm pretty sure she was trying to call me and cool roommate sexy, but it seemed to get lost in translation... I'm pretty sure the two of us are not "sexuality" but hey, I'll take it! ;-)

4) After watching a talent show: "Dude! That guy was sick- the one who broke dance!" ... I'm not sure, but I don't think "broke dance" is the proper past tense of "break dancing"... it sounded silly either way.

5) I liked this one a lot- it came pretty much out of the blue too: "My sister and I look nothing alike, like we don't even look like sisters. So sometimes we would skip down the street holding hands and proclaiming 'we're lesbian lovers!'" hahahaha, I love her. 

6) A while ago, while discussing what food we wanted to eat, (and I don't remember her reasoning for this) she said "We can snack on gasoline food!!!" 

Anyway. I love my adorable roommate. She is so cute, and her comments are typically hysterical, whether or not she intends them to be. I'm definitely going to miss her when I move out in a couple weeks!!! 

-E